Death

I currently have plans to die at some point, so am looking for a volunteer to maintain this website, post the existence of Peter Collins in human form. Duties will involve renewing the domain name on a yearly basis, receiving numerous spam emails from the hosting company, and keeping web visitors (who accidentally stumble upon the site) updated on my various projects and activities; post death. Use the email address on the Contact page to apply for the position.

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Apologies if my output has waned somewhat over the previous six months. This is due to the fact that I have been renovating a house. You may think that renovating a large family home from scratch is an exciting chance to restore an unloved and run down building to it's former glory, to stamp your personality on a property, whilst creating a beautiful place for you and your fiancee to live. You would however be wrong. It is a fucking miserable exercise that will crush your spirit and swallow all of your money and time. Luckily for me, I haven't been able to take a day or night off work for weeks now so at least there has been a nice supply of money to shovel into the pit. Though things are looking up, someone has agreed to cover for me for a few hours on Christmas day, so I can have a meal (no wine) with the family in the afternoon, before I work the nightshift. Oh the joy.